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2 hours ago

cofeecigarettes:

fuck.
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2 hours ago

lovestruckcitygirl:

thatrandomguyontheinternet:

keephopeinyourheart:

Not tonight, not any freaking night. No matter what you think, you have a purpose here. Just know a stranger named Em cares about you enough to not want you to kill yourself. I love you, hold on for me each night. 

i care about you too. if i knew where you all lived i would go there, hug you until you fall asleep and in the meantime keep all knifes / pills / ropes away from you. i dont even care if i dont know you

my english teacher does this thing where when youre in 8th grade she makes you write a letter to your future self. she was telling us about how she couldnt find a student. he commited suicide. his note is framed on her wall. please
stay alive
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9 hours ago

ex-cuse-u:

i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible

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9 hours ago

lokimenow:

emkaymlp:

the gifs didnt load so it just looked like the stairs were talking to the trees

image

why am i laughing so hard at this

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9 hours ago

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.
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9 hours ago

run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

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23 hours ago

  • girls at the beach: giggles as they jump over the small waves while squealing cutely
  • me at the beach: falls face first into a 2 metre wave which i get out of covered in sand and choking on seaweed
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23 hours ago

breeannabodybag666:

riahreah:

he meows so hard he falls over :o

omg i want them all.
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23 hours ago

dustclouds:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

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